I have the utmost honor of being featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. A part of me wishes both of these lists showed off more of my writing skills. A part of me wishes both neither were autobiographical. But alas, this is the world we live in, and I'm still pretttayyy, pretttayyy pumped. To see it why I didn't sleep with that guy go here. To see what the Uber questions are go here.
